Early to bed, early to rise

I have heard the complaints from my followers -- the frequency of adorable pictures posted leaves much to be desired. I hate to pass the buck, but my ghost writers have not been keeping up. During a recent trip to the local coffee shop, I briefly considered approaching one of the hipsters on a laptop about becoming my new ghost writer. Because I was being "worn" in a sling by one of my ghost writers, however, I thought those employment conversations could get awkward. Instead, I decided to move up my bedtime to give my ghost writers some time to work (leaving them, of course, with detailed instructions). Below are some images of what my parents experience in getting me to sleep.